when your vices aren't vices

fishingboatproceeds:

“I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called ‘cheese… thing’ and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn’t have to wash up. That’s obviously quite Mediterranean. The other one was less complex. It was just called ‘cheese fantasy.’ That’s where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there’s some cheese on it.”
Dylan Moran

fishingboatproceeds:

“I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called ‘cheese… thing’ and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn’t have to wash up. That’s obviously quite Mediterranean. The other one was less complex. It was just called ‘cheese fantasy.’ That’s where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there’s some cheese on it.”

Dylan Moran

(Source: paultowler, via uniquefellthrough)

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